Holy Cow!
I’ve just been abducted by aliens and instead of probing me anally like they do with less intelligent homo sapiens, they broke some privacy laws, snooped around� and discovered that I have a Mensa certificate stating that I have a genius IQ.
So they� decided to blast me with their special� guinea pig brain-pulp lasers, reserved only for enhanced cranium specimens (like me)� and now I know how to write in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Portugese, Korean, Japanese, Arabic, and even the language I failed in, Chinese!
Omigod! Thank the little green men from Mars!
Don’t believe me? Have a look:

You notice that this is one of the sites I’ve set with Adam. Looking at it now it’s obviously in English. But take a look at all the tiny flags you see on top. wuuuuuuu… very pretty too!
You see I actually took the time to translate the entire website into 9 other foreign langauges. Really! Trust me, I was the one that did it. So if we click on the tricolore and…
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oooh ahhhh! We get french all over. And we all know anything sounds good in french. Click on the Germans and now we get teutonic excellence oozing out� all over the pages.

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muahhaha! This multi-linguistic power the aliens have blessed me with is really fun! Japanese!

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Spanish!

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Even Arabic…

Arabic� goes from right to left. That’s why it’s all skewed that way.�
If you noticed, even the adsense ads are in the respective foreign languages.
This is super super� cool.
Now obviously you wouldn’t think for one second that aliens really fried my brain and turned me into a walking United Nations would you? (but if you did, cool…)
All I did was paste a bit of code into just one page if my website and viola! Now my website has 9 foreign languages (and english) built into it!
Which means that now my website is also relevant and readable to the millions of people who surf the internet in foreign languages.� And the number of non-english speaking people who log on to the world wide web is growing every single day (think China). Also the� content and the number of pages on my website has multiplied by another nine times, which is brilliant for SEO, traffic and links.
And you know what? It only took me 5 minutes to get this whole thing up and running. It is so simple and straightforward, you won’t believe it. And the translation’s pretty good too.
I tell you, software today is sooooo advanced. They can translate words into another language in the right context at the snap of your fingers. Bloody amazing…
I’m telling you, if you have a website that needs this sort of thing, you got to get this brilliant work of computing engineering. It’s fantastic! This is really a no-brainer… You’ve got to get this.
==> Translation Gold
woooooooo!