Since all of you have been such loyal readers of my blog, I have decided to reward your eyeballs.

(please wear protection or your retinas will be permenantly blinded with the sheer glory!)
(and even then I bet you’ll love it, you masochistic punching bag.) wuuuuuuu….

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Behold…

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I know some of you are thinking creatively so “Stop It!” (like I can like that.. but anyway…) because she’s my girl.

Anyway, she’s been bugging me to put her photos on the blog and so there they are.

mmmmmm…..

Yes! There are still people who are drawn to the sexy low-res image of yours truly that I have on XX’s blog.

Anyway, welcome to my blog where I just go around telling people how I go about making money on the internet.

YAWN…

If you are interested in how I fumbled my way to generating over US$50,000 (yes, yes.. I’m bragging) on the world wide web, then stick around. If not, ummm.. just stick around anyway because if you have the time to read her blog, you can read mine too.

Hey! I even typed a special blog post for people (you!) who found my site through that sexy low-res image link on XX’s blog.

Anyway, enough of my juvenile attempt at trying to make you laugh (and therefore like me) here are some links you can start of with:

Enjoy!

I was looking at my file the other day and I came across this piece of paper which may be of interest to you. Have a look:

What’s this? Well, when you accumalate� $100 in your adsense a/c, Google will send you this pretty postcard. This is for them to verify that you are a real person indeed. Inside this card there’s a pin which you need to enter before they send you your very first Google cheque.

Obviously, if your adsense takes forever to hit $100, then you really are doing something wrong.

Anyway, do you want to know what a Google cheque looks like? tada!

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Anyway, they send you this. And the cheque’s at the bottom.

So you tear the cheque off (it’s perforated) and you bank it. Great thing about Google is that they allow you to choose between getting paid in USD or your local currency, in this case SGD.

If it’s SGD, well the money gets banked really fast. But USD is a chore. I’d have to bank with a local bank which sends back the cheque to� the US for clearance and then after it’s cleared, it’s sent back here before the money is banked into your account.

In all the whole process takes about a month! Leh ceh….

Like Clickbank. Only has cheques in USD. mumble mumble…

But I won’t complain. I am getting paid after all… like this

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OK! Before anyone starts to think that I’m a pompous pig who likes to show off cheques, I’m gonna� stop showing them after this post. Since I won’t bore you with cheques anymore in the future, lap it up, boys!

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Hey there…

I’m sorry if you’ve been waiting a long time for a new blog post, so my sorry excuse this time was that I was away in Sydney for about 9 days. And I didn’t want to lug my BIG laptop around. Also I thought the previous post on scams is great value so I thought I’d just leave it there on top for a while.

Anyway, my cheesy way to make it up to you is that I’ll show you some photos of Sydney starring my girl and maybe that will make you feel a tad better. Maybe. I don’t know.

I don’t have them now cos there’re in my girl’s digicam so you’ll have to wait a while for the shots. I’ll grab them and upload them for you to see.

I want up to Sydney to catch Tony Robbin’s Unleash Your Power Within seminar and it was amazing! The guy doesn’t need to pee for 12 hours straight. He just keeps on going on and on and on. No break. And I’m not saying that he drones for 10-12 hours, he actually freaking PERFORMS and captivates you for those 12 solid hours.

He’s fucking amazing.

Anyone who can keep me transfixed for 12 hours has got be THAT good on stage.

He’s really at a whole new level and in my opinion he’s a living legend. And I’m not saying this because I’m a hormonally driven teenage girl with a crush because even though I know Tony as the best in his field, I never really thought he was at THAT level.

I thought he looked abit dated even on his book covers and stuff. Maybe it’s because of what I remember of him in his early day infommercials. Which was a bit ummm cheesy (Tony says that too). But after seeing him live and in person, he’s fucking amazing.

Anyway, I’ve been getting feedback from people here and there that my blog is funny.� Which is a good thing (I have a brain!). The truth is although I do my best to make it as interesting for you, I never actually thought that I’m a funny guy.

You know when I hang out with my friends and just chitchat. I’m the quiet one. I just sit around and observe at the bizzarre antics of what my hilariously hilarious friends can conjure up and them I just laugh my head off. And then I just shut up keep quiet and wait for the next laugh.

I’m serious. I’m as boring as a wood plank.

Anyway, back to oz. So I spent four days with Tony Robbins and then after that I spent some time touring the city and I also went up to the blue mountains which is a beautiful place. Just simply beautiful.� I’m gonna buy a freaking bungalow there overlooking the canyon. It’s just WOW!

Those who have been there would know what I’m talking about.

Well I think I can’t really describe too� much with words (and I’m lazy now) so I’ll leave it till next time with the photos, so bye.